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Bring it on Hannah!

Friday, September 5th, 2008

So, Hurricane Hannah is supposed to hit the east coast this weekend, bringing rain and wind. Just in time for the 100-mile C&O Bike Ride! It’ll still be fun, I’ll just be muddy all weekend. When I found out that we had to meet in Georgetown I thought of skipping the whole thing since that means I’ll have to drive into DC, but I decided to suck it up and just enjoy the hour or so in traffic it’ll take to go ten measly miles. Staying at home playing with Oracle for hours and hours would’ve been lame anyway. Plus, I already raised the money and paid for the hotel. I’m excited about staying in the hotel by the way, it’s like a mini-vacation.

I’ll be sure to take plenty of pictures of the muddy mess that it’s sure to be.

i18n people…

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008

Some websites just aren’t down with posts in Cyrillic…

Oh well… Good news is that I made the required amount to ride in the Tour de Canal. As you can see, even V. Putin took time out of his busy schedule of taking over Georgia to donate to the cause.

Younghusband would have gone by camel

Saturday, March 8th, 2008

Reading about the great adventures of the famous English explorer Francis Younghusband as I sat on a delayed Frontier airlines flight from Denver to Washington DC, the pilot comes on the radio to announce the cause of the delay. It’s truly laughable, the flight can’t leave the gate at DIA not because of weather or mechanical problems, but because of two missing Safety Information Cards. You know, those goofy cartoon drawings that tell you how to kiss your ass goodbye in case of a water landing.

Forty minutes later the missing cards have yet to arrive and FAA regulations require that each seat holds one of these magical cards, even if no one is occupying the seat. Since the aircraft is new there happened to be no extra cards sitting around the airport. Finally someone on the staff comes to the rescue with a brilliant idea. If a couple of the seats are ‘disabled’ then they wouldn’t count as a seat requiring a safety information card. Apparently these cards are so magically that it’s safer to break the plane than fly without them in every (operational) seat pocket. Awesome! I can no longer comment on the seeming silly aspects of Ukrainian culture.

So the pilot ordered a couple of the seats to be ‘disabled’ by the mechanics and we were on our way, almost two hours late. To make up for the inconvenience, Frontier graciously turns on the DirectTV channels free of charge for the entire flight. As if two hours of my life are equivalent to three hours of free TV…

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Tuesday, November 20th, 2007

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A Day in the Life (PST)

Friday, April 27th, 2007

A Day in the Life

We’ve been in PST for about a month and are in the full swing of training now. I have my little routine down for the most part, with the occasional chaotic ‘what the hell is going on?’ moment or two. My Russian language skills seem to be improving, but just as soon as I get a little cocky I am reminded that I only understand a small part of the language. Oh, and Ukraine is often said to be a tri-lingual country: Russian, Ukrainian, and Surjek. What? You’ve never heard of Surjek? Well, never did I until I arrived in Ukraine. I’m pretty sure Surjek is a cruelly designed scheme to keep foreigners who speak either Ukrainian or Russia always in the dark. Surjek happens to be a language of mixed Russian and Ukrainian. But not mixed in a consistent and discernible way. I’ve been told that the mixture of Russian-Ukrainian can come at the sentence level or even the word level (i.e. Ukrainian words with Russian endings). Which makes for a good old time.

But I digress. Back to a day in the life of your favorite Peace Corps hero:

After waking up with the roosters at about 6:30 (ish), I get up, take a shower, have breakfast which sometimes consists of leftovers from the previous night’s meal, and then head off to class. I never am allowed to forget the morning tea of course. Oh yea, the roosters still crow early in the morning even in the big city of 300,000. I walk to the bus stop, avoiding the stray dogs savaging for the morning breakfast, and wait for bus number 21. I sometimes wait longer for a bus that is not already crammed full of morning commuters and am late to class which means I get the hard chair instead one of the two comfy armchairs. When I’m lucky I get on an empty bus and take a seat next to the window. Usually in two more stops the bus is crammed packed with people. And there really is no such thing as a bus that is ‘too full’ to take a few more passengers. I have to admit that I’m often selfish and don’t give up my seat to the old lady carrying bags of potatoes because I hate being smashed between people shoving to get on/off the bus. So I just pretend not to notice her (In my defense, there really would be no way for me to switch places with her anyways without crawling over people).

It’s a short 30 minute bus ride to the outskirts of town where my LCF (language-cultural facilitator) lives and where I have language class with two other guys. We had a fourth member but he quit after a week to go and work for the Obama campaign or something like that. Language class usually lasts until about noon and then we eat lunch consisting of either pelmeni (chicken-filled dumping things) or bread, cheese, and sausage. I hear that the language groups with girls eat much better than we do, but such is the bachelor life in Ukraine.

On Tuesdays and Thursdays we have additional classes at school number one, located in the city center. These classes are the so-called Technical Component where we have done one of two things so far. 1. Have sessions on useful stuff such as grant writing and fundraising for community projects, or 2. Argue pointlessly about how not everyone in the room is or is not the ‘typical American’. If the session consists of the former I listen attentively and take notes, if it’s the latter I usually space off and start lusting after Qdoba. Oh yes, food lust is my new way of passing time. I imagine myself walking into Qdoba and ordering a burrito with hot sauce and extra chicken… ah… you never know what you have until it’s gone.

After technical sessions we usually go to one of the many cafes or open air tents that are popping up as spring arrives for our weekly ’support group’. Support group consists of sharing the funny events and frustrations of the week over a beer or two… or three. Then I cram on the afternoon bus home for dinner with my awesome host family. In the evening I usually study or watch episodes of ‘The Office’ on my computer.

On the afternoons that we don’t have technical sessions we sometimes have meetings with various community organizations or schools that we are working with for our community projects. The community projects are a requirement of training and we are learning a lot about what it’s like to work within the Ukrainian context. I’m working on a project where we are attempting to setup a sister school relationship between one of the schools here and one in America. It’s going… well, interestingly. We don’t have a school in America yet, but I did promise a certificate to the principal here and she is pretty stoked about that. I might have a reason to bust out Microsoft Publisher after all…

Yesterday the couple that I live with, Igor and Olya, decided that we should have a picnic dinner. So we packed up some sausages and bread and headed off into the nearby park. We collected firewood from nearby dead trees and started up a fire. It was great. As we feasted on sausages and bread, they taught me camping vocabulary: fire, wood, roasting sticks, marshmallows - you know, survival language. =) It was actually much more fun that sitting at home studying verbs of motion, which includes different verbs for going one direction by foot, going one direction and coming back by foot, going one direction by vehicle, going roundtrip by vehicle, and a bunch more based on if you are just stopping by or staying… etc.

So, that’s a day in my current life. Tomorrow (I’m writing this from home today) we are going to Kiev (Kyiv) for the first time. We’ll do some of the sightseeing stuff and get an introduction to the city and the Peace Corps office (where I hope to post some pictures on flickr). I hear that there is a TGIFridays in Kiev, so I’m planning a return visit there soon (it’s only about 1.5 hour mini-bus ride away from our training location). Again, food lust. The food here isn’t bad, at all. My host family keeps me well nourished and fed plenty. There is just nothing that can top a good ol’ burger and fries…

And that, my friends, is this week’s scoop. So, go out, enjoy Colorado (or wherever you are) and when you eat at Qdoba, think of me fondly.